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professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
lesliecrusher: do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space
o-oo-ooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooo: bumblingb: I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group. it was called dugstruction. HELP I DID THE THING-
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
clawaoswald: in elementary we don’t say “i love you” we name a new species of bee after you. i think that’s tracigally beautiful
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
bandagedjustice: groldergoat: Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far. Woah man, that art is sick.
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF